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Author Topic: The Garden Gnome Goes Camping  (Read 2080 times)

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Red Baron

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The Garden Gnome Goes Camping
« on: March 16, 2007, 03:03:16 PM »
Hallo dar: My name is Jolly Jelly and I'm a real Gnome. I case you didn't know, I am 400 years old and got married when I was 200. I am 7 times as strong as a man and capable of smelling things 19 times better than him. My sense of direction is as good as a homing pigeon and I can forecast the weather better than those TV guys. Just lookout side and see me forecasting Storm Brendan!







Right now I'm getting my Westy ready for the up-coming camping season by dusting it off on what is really a chocolate icebox cake. I love 'em. They're made from chocolate cookies sandwiched between layers of whipped cream and I could eat them all year round. After I finish the cake I'll start getting my Westy ready for travels to this years events. Be sure to stop in and see me and my bride. We love to have a good time at any occasion to celebrate.







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